Re: The Big Version

You know, somebody is gonna wank over Ashcroft now.

oh my gosh....that is so f'in funny. Asscroft is gonna be soooo pissed. I'll see your Patriot Act, and I'll raise you (a stiff) one!

Verry nice portret!

This is awesome. Where can i get a copy of the higher resolution version of this portrait.

Someone is going to be detained for this....

A gay porn version would be more ironic.

Yes, but that would mean having to download all that gay porn.

May I suggest one with Ashcroft standing in front of the naked statue?

How do you create these? I am assuming that it is some program, but if it's by hand then kudos on talent.

Read "The Handmaid's Tale" by Margaret Atwood, and keep in mind Ashcroft's attitude towards women's rights, and human sexuality. Spooky.

brilliant....thank you

You should be ashamed of yourself. Ashcroft is a religious man. You can not picture him made of those snippets of loose women. What has he done to you? Your debauchery knows no bounds and it is clear that porn and internet nead a good cleaning up. I'm angry at you. YOU CAN NOT PICTURE A RELIGIOUS MAN LIKE ASHCROFT MADE OF NAKED HOOKERS. So pull it down! Clinton has debased our national honor with his shameful oral interaction with that brunette, blue eyed intern. I am glad Bush and Ashcroft have taken our country to a new moral height. So Please take down that picture. God will not be merciful on you for what you're doing to this good man.

NICE! I have wanted to do that for years with little porno cutouts from magazines. props for the kill...

http://www.mackwhite.com/ashcroft-bushbook.gif

Porn is in the mind only. Watch monkeys long enough, humans look the same. Exciting, not! So when someone is on the anti-porn bandwagon, they are telling us only about their own mind. Too silly for more comment.

You are going to get some interesting hits on your site. I second the gay porn idea!

Please, Sir, reject Satan and take away this shameful picture! God, touch this man! Touch this man. Make him see the devil is using him. Please God, as you are my witness, John Ashcroft does not deserve this. I'm praying for your salvation. May God bless you.

This is the PERFECT TRIBUTE to the person who lost an election to a DEAD MAN and is now inflicting his moral righteousness on us only because our president took pity on him.

What is really obscene is what Asscroft is doing to the Statue of Liberty (figuratively)bending her over the couch. And what he is doing (literally) to the Bill of Rights, (while wearing leather and chains, no doubt) with his little bug dick painted red white and blue, and using the Patriot Act to terrorize the tax payers who employ him. The real obscenity is the Justice system that cancelled millions of Americans votes, so he could have a job. The 2000 selection should have been reviewed and tried (not brushed under a rug) (first order of business) and the felonious 5 should have been imprisoned for High Treason. Travesty of justice is the real Obscenity in America. Masturbation is OK with God.God created us naked.
Ken Lay, GW Bush, and John Ashcroft be Damned.

Hate to break it to you but porn isn't naked women. Go take a look at the most popular porn sites on the web and if you don't find it a bit derogatory towards women then, well, make your own judgement call about what you think of women.

The Religous Right have a right to their own opinions. To me they are the Religous Wrong, but they are allowed to think what they want ...until they try to tell me how I MUST think. Do you realize how many wars have been fought because of religion and God? I think religion is a dangerous thing. Personal Spirituality is completely different. Look at the murderers in our White House...That is in the name of God, GW Bush's god told him to murder THOUSANDS of innocent people. That is Religion. Our White House should be painted red in honor of the Methodist Religion (I think thats the blood thirsty church Dumbya goes to when he isnt plotting the next ethnic cleansing).
In my last post I mentioned the Treason that planted Bush Corp. in the White House. There is an excellent book by Vincent Bugliosi, "The Betrayal of America" That hasnt been banned by Ashcroft , yet . If you were considering buying it anyway...Why not get it through me and Amazon.com http://www.geocities.com/gr8fuldaniel/LINX3.html

totally the best thing i have seen all day.

i guess it's true. that man has smut written all over him.

Every time a blog or whatever you call web sites, features a photo of John Ashcroft, it should be something along the line of that photo of him in front of the Justice Department's bare-breasted statuary -- the one he eventually covered with a blue curtain. Better yet, his photo should be super imposed over a background of hundreds of bare, female breats. This is the kind of satire that will bring him down from his holier than thou mountain. It will subject him to laughter and a bit of ridicule. People who see the photo, or even just hear about it, will not be able to think or talk about Ashcroft without visualizing his visage swimming in a sea of breasts.

it's awesome!! but really, where is the gay porn?

If only this were available as a poster.

very nice

how fitting a tribute...ashcroft "wouldn't know cunt from coffee-cake"! I applaud your efforts..

Daniel G: Hate to break it to you but this wacky administration thinks most porn should be banned . Read the Sun article if you haven't already. http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/bal-te.obscenity06apr06,0,3004361.story?coll=bal-home-headlines

Some porn is indeed derogatory toward women, but does that mean the government should put someone behind bars for this?
Justice Dept has hired a guy, Bruce Taylor, who believes even soft core porn can be banned. I thought conservatives wanted less government in our lives? Hopefully this latest censorship effort will fail ( after they have already spent millions of our tax dollars of course) or they will all be voted out this Nov before much of anything can come of this misguided, stupid waste of resources.

"God touch this man."
Er, it must be my sinful nature, but this sounds rather sexual to me.

My Good Friday prayer:
God open everyone's eyes.
Except Ashcroft when his eyes go looking for porn.

Fuck, quite litterally, Ashcroft.

> it's awesome!! but really, where is the gay porn?

Yes... a stiff dick in the general area of his mouth and some jiz in his eye.

Nice Job i saw a same picture made from the killed soldiers photos in Iraq for G. W. Bush

I was just notified of this post through my subscription to "porn" on PubSub.com :)

Nice art.

I’m really damn sick and tired of all the liberals saying that Bush said Mission Accomplished. Where and when did he ever say that? The sailors on the LINCOLN put up a banner that said their mission was accomplished, and it was. What really upsets me is why the administration doesn’t say anything about it. They continue to let that miserable hypocrite Ted Kennedy get away with all this crap.

I’m really damn sick and tired of all the liberals saying that Bush said Mission Accomplished. Where and when did he ever say that? The sailors on the LINCOLN put up a banner that said their mission was accomplished, and it was. What really upsets me is why the administration doesn’t say anything about it. They continue to let that miserable hypocrite Ted Kennedy get away with all this crap.

Johnnie, Johnnie, Johnnie....Oh, may I call you Johnnie?
Perhaps you're too young to remember one week after 911 when the period of morning was over and the Leftist Democrats resumed their typical method of communication....lying. Kennedy and just about ever Donk in this country is a filthy, lying, scumbagfucktard. That's just the way it is, get used to it.

Oh yes, and the losers who think the Ashcroft porn portrait is funny are those very same needledickbugfucking twaddleheaded tumblefucks, 3/4 of whom have a very nasty STD and should be pitied. Long story short...don't sweat the small stuff kid. They don't call these people the walking dead for nothing.

من برای خامنه ای هم درست میکنم

mebbe you right-wingers haven't seen the memo that showed the mission accomplished was not the brainchild of the sailors, but of the white house staff.

I still support the prez and the effort in Iraq, but he has blundered and lied too much to ever trust him with much again. I remembered last year when people brought up the possibility that even Iraqis who detested Saddam might fight us out of religious or nationalistic feelings and the flack, I think it was Cheney, derided the people. The fact is is that Bush has screwed up and the only thing that will make me vote for him is that Kerry can only be worse. It was a cheap stunt to land on the carrier, his father was a decorated WWll carrier bomber pilot but never pulled a stunt like that!

Hey Nc3, nice language good way to set a moral example for all us liberal heathens. Why don't you spend more time worrying about your own lives and a little less time worrying about the people around you. You have no right to say what I do in my life or anyone elses for that matter. So all you Bush supporting communists just need to fuck off.

Sweeeeet! Ricky Vandal comments! How ya doin' Ricky? He usually trolls over at Atrios.

Where are the little porn people? All I see are little Adam and Eves before the Garden of Eden eviction came down. They're created in God's image so they can't be porn.

Jooky..
Save your breath. You'll need it to blow up your date. I just stopped in to call 'em like I see 'em. Is that OK with you? No, of course not. That's a right you reserve for yourself. But here's a clue you dim-witted seventh grade drop out. Society does have the right to make judgments about the way you live your life and to interfere if your bad habits happens to harm society. That's why we have prisons you pimple faced porn freak. A fact you'll no doubt one day discover. As far as a moral lesson I can only offer losers like you the one you deserve. A big boot up your ass.

While we're at it, let's ban violent video games, films and heavy metal, because they are surely just as "damaging" to "american society".

On the other hand we could live in a society where people are responsible for their own actions and free to make up their own minds.

Moral decay, if you believe it's happening, cannot be attributed to pictures of naked women, drugs, cultural nihilism or any other single cause. It's more important to deal with demand for these things than supply, because while there's demand there will always be supply.

namard

April, please do not watch this filth. There are things women should not see. This debauchery is one. I will be praying for all of you. May God cure you of your porn disease. It is not healthy. It is not fair towards a religious man. Certainly not on this day.

Just remember friends, Ashcroft's invisible friend will beat up your invisible friend...

MT, you've just regurgitated a cliché that didn't work thirty years ago and doesn't work now. A junky regardless of his tastes isn't interested in your kind of moralizing any more than mine. You've demonstrated an understanding of the ethic but like all post modern moralizers are bereft of the dynamic. In fact I'm sure you reject it out of hand.

The power of religion or specifically in America's case, Jesus Christ is that dynamic and without it all you are left with is pretty words and a country full of junkies. We either take steps to moderate ourselves or we become a society only fit to be ruled by despots. Take your pick. Be rules by God or by men without a conscience, answerable to no one. Historically, those are the options.

Quite a burst in traffic you're getting, I reckon..

You should sell Ashcroft Porn-Head T-Shirts

Sorry Howard, you are too lame... Good you were fired. I can't stand you.

The bible-thumpers are coming on strong and it's our duty as the guardians of freedom repel them at every turn. This isn't really about Howard Stern. They want to force you to live the way they believe you should. This is an attack on the entire concept of Free Will. The only thing worse than a lowest-common-denominator society is one in which morality is dictated by the powers that be. Don't let these morons impose their beliefs on you. Fight them now.

The bible-thumpers are coming on strong and it's our duty as the guardians of freedom repel them at every turn. This isn't really about Howard Stern. They want to force you to live the way they believe you should. This is an attack on the entire concept of Free Will. The only thing worse than a lowest-common-denominator society is one in which morality is dictated by the powers that be. Don't let these morons impose their beliefs on you. Fight them now.

funny how religion hating stern takes every jewish holiday what a phony

I'd like to see some sort of parody befitting to the title of "John Hashcroft" made of pot leaves & buds

Christians of good faith unite. A few years ago these Godless creatures, these liberals made a painting of the Holy Virgin with elephant dung and hung it in a New York museum. Freedom of expression and art they said. They broke our hearts. NO MORE. It's time for ACTION. Christians of good standing, please join the petition campaign I'm organizing on my blog to ask the Good Lord to strike down all these people committing the awful sin of copulation. God have no mercy on this present day Sodom and Gomorrah.

Oh, and lets not forget that this president of ours is the same man who BANKRUPTED THREE SEPERATE OIL COMPANIES. He's also the man who traded away Sammy Sosa when he owned the Texas Rangers.
What's scary is that such a blatant idiot of such obviously low intelligence got almost half of the votes for president. He almost won the 2000 election.
Ever hear the expression "If you had half of a brain you'd be dangerous" The moron W is dangerous.

should have been done with a mix of kiddie and beast porn...

You liberals disgust me! Porn and politics should never mix. How dare you degrade the RIGHT wing like this. You leftists are ignorant commie bastards who want nothing more than to destroy the pure white man. You Bush haters need to check yourself before you wreck yourself. Word! Ich bin ein Berliner! Errr. I mean, Go Team!

Splendid, sir, truly awesome. I less than three you for this.

Ah man give me a break! I'm sick of people saying that porn, video games, etc are at fault. If kids are effected by this crap then DON'T LET THEM LOOK AT IT! People need to start watching their kids and stop complaining about when they look at ADULT material. If you were watching your stupid brat, you wouldn't have this problem. Porn doesn't hurt anybody except the people that are too immature to understand why it's around. It's a simple bit of entertainment, and obviously if it wasn't so popular, it wouldn't be around anyway. There are many more things we should be worrying about than the way that porn makes us feel 'dirty' :P

Can Ashcroft get google bombed for something like Porn or Porn King. The irony would be great.

Insanity in individuals is something rare - but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule.
-Friedrich Nietzsche

Reading this thread...I think Nietzsche was wrong *cough*Ricky*cough*

love the pics, I would like to get a bit version of Asscroft but cannot download the file, it seems to download in a few seconds. but will not open.

kinda makes you want to make love to ashcrofts face...

That's fantastic. I hope someone prints out a gigantic copy and pastes it to the side of Ashcroft's house.

You'd think the religoius right, that so adamantly preaches abstinance, would at least leave us something to whack-off to.

This post is now #9 in a Google search for "Ashcroft".

Ooh, and #4 for "John Ashcroft".

nice job...:P

What is the name of the program used to make this pic? Nice work! Excellent idea!!

ای کاش می تونستم برای خامنه ای جتایتنار هم درست کنم

'Tis a shame that the Christian right can't find something useful to do with there minions. I mean, besides barging into peoples privet lives and trying to control there bowl movements? Mind you, what CAN you do with a horde of superstitious troglodytes?

Oh, and while I typed this, I was watching gay porn, while warming myself on a pile of burning bibles and looking up evolution. All the while cursing the god's name. And God was totally cheering me on.

Peace out.

Should have been made out of Dicks and Assholes

Perhaps some other mosaics are in order.

http://www.freewebs.com/junk03/index.htm

mwahahaha! nice work!!

and while i am here - OMG! go the chrisitians (not) - love the way your right wing leader is destroying other countries in the name of Chrisitian God, how dare they beleive in some false idol like Mohammad, there is only 1 true God right, and he (or she) has made the US the only country in the world to save the world from any other way of living or thinking.

pffft - sif, ever see how the romans looked @ the world? how they destroyed your history (back in the days when your ancestors lived in england) as they saw their way right, and the rest of the worlds wrong.

I think if Bush, and probably most of these bush supporters ever went outside of the US and looked @ the rest of the world they wouldnt be so scared of it.

Thanks god I am not American!!

Your picture of John Ashcroft's face won't open on my Mac. Seems to work okay on the WinTel boxes in the office, though. Good job! Is there a way to get this to work on a Mac? A JPEG file would be fine. I've never heard of a .jpg.torrent file; doesn't open in any ap I have including photoshop.

I think if Bush, and probably most of these bush supporters ever went outside of the US and looked @ the rest of the world they wouldnt be so scared of it.

Thanks god I am not American!!

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God, you people really are dumb. 84% of Americans are liberals. And yes, I'm sure it's the Liberal Democrats who lie all the time. Forget about Bush sending the world's remaining superpower to a war it didn't want, stealing the election through treachery, attempting to destroy your entire fucking constitution (remember "free speech" and "separation of Church and State"? you disgust me, bigots) and... oh yeah... being a deserter, liar, criminal, illiterate and puppet. Nothing wrong with being illiterate, but the most powerful man in the world should have had his first degree after being able to sign his name. Bush is the worst thing to happen to your country ever.

Don't get me wrong. I am religious, if not Christian (I converted to Baha'i at 16). But people who bring religion to politics are unconstitutional, bigoted, biased, arrogant arseholes with no sense of decency. Wanna know who started the first major Jihad? Christians.

The Wrong-Wing fucktards who support breaking the constitution should really get deported.

Oh yeah, antone who says "Bush-supporting commie" *cough*jooky!*cough* is a dick. Anyway, Communism is good. Better than fake democracy, anyway.

First you're talking about preserving the constitution and then at the end "Communism is good."

>pffft - sif, ever see how the romans looked @ the world? how they destroyed your history (back in the days when your ancestors lived in england) as they saw their way right, and the rest of the worlds wrong.

England? America was an English colony, but my ancestors were German. For a time, congress actually toyed with the idea of making German the offical language in the US. Learn the facts before you distort them.

hey, asswipe, howard stern has three children and maybe he'd actually like to SEE them on holidays. it's a wellknown fact that the mother of these kids wanted to raise them jewish.

God bless america

This so desperately needs to be made into a poster. If you make it, we will buy it...

NC3

Why can`t you deliver just a bit more than polemic?
If i would discuss like you, i just had to call you a dumb fuck
and also a twat and no because at all since
you don`t need that either.
Now great... that gets you very far.
But just don`t expect anyone to take you serious
for using foul language and accusing others of being
"needledickbugfucking" and "twaddleheaded tumblefucks", ok?

needledickbugfucking?

twaddleheaded??

tumblefucks??!

LOL.

In fact, not only your mind seems to slow down with every post,
even your entertaining value gets lower by postcount.

On other places i used to use a finish line that says
"Thank you for the laugh" but that does not do it this time.
I just found a much better one!

Bye, bye

Posted by: NC3 on April 11, 2004 04:00 AM:
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"Oh yes, and the losers who think the Ashcroft porn portrait is funny are
those very same needledickbugfucking twaddleheaded tumblefucks,
3/4 of whom have a very nasty STD and should be pitied."
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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA That's what he gets that self righteous jerk!! A religious man my ass!! Jesus loves not allows the poor innocence of children to be blowed up for HALLIBURTON OIL PROFITS!! LET GOD BE THE JUDGE AND JURY. NOT DUBYA and all the chickenhawks of the bush Administration!! ANYONE BUT BUSH!!!!! LOVE YOU HOWARD STERN!!

hello
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Very clever photo of porn people

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yors sincerelyly, george w bush!

hi everyone i want to post this not becouse of my belifs on porn (i love it BTW) what i need to know is can anyone tell me where i can get a program that will have the effect as is on the image at the top of the screen please

thanx, dezza

derek: http://www.kirchgessner.net/photo-mosaic.html

iwanna get suked by every old arab man!

I don't know much about art. Is this impressionism or something?

Anyone wanting to do newer versions, feel free to throw in a healthy dose of scat; it'll help with the shading.

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dude who made it has defenitly a lot of free time

this is grate