Genotyping a meme

I was tracking variations and duplications of an infectious survey that's been going round, mostly on LiveJournal, and thought it would be a good idea to collect all the answers together. Perhaps it was, but Google's API only allowed the first 1000 of the 10,000 total results to be fetched. Anyway, here's what I managed to put together, starting with question number 1.

The most evocative answers seem to be in response to 'what can you hear?', 'what is on the walls of the room you are in?', 'seen anything weird lately?' and 'george bush?'.